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    The story, part two!

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    Post  Eyreia on Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:02 pm

    I made a new topic beacuse it was getting too many posts too quickly and I didn't want to have to scroll through thousands of pages to make it all into one big thing!

    Rules:
    1. Nothing too stupid - like explosions of people!
    2. You can't post anything until atleast three other people have posted something (two if there's been none for hours!
    3. There is no third rule yet.. so lets make it, there can't be anything to do with santa.

    The Story so far!:

    There once was a Lauf called Lauf, who went to the Dying People's Room, she saw some weird form of Zackariah, that had hair in the appropriate places where hair should be - on the head. After seeing that horrifying image, she went on and proceeded, shocked, down to the kitchen and bonked her head against the tabletop dejectedly. Of course as she did, Zeeri came prancing inside, ready to Search for the love of her life, Cedric. Who she had been after for many, many hours. She headed upstairs where she did indeed see the Medic Man, wearing his sexy medic man robes - In Zeeri's eyes of course! She then suddenly became CURSED, so she had to become a patient of the infirmary herself.

    At that time however, dutiful Eihrissa came carrying Rainbeard's dirty laundry, almost falling under the weight of the mail and plate armor in the basket, and asked: "Who's is this?". Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Ronath appeared behind her back and hugged her tightly, saying ''How's my rabbit?''. Eihrissa seemed to explode with fright as the sneaky Ron grappled her.(Elcia was at this time crying in a corner somewhere, just so we know) He then noticed Elcia, sobbing quietly in a corner. Elcia's eyes seem overflooded like It looked as if she just lost another parent, though when the Ronath asked her why she was crying this way. She only stated that she lost another argument to the very smart Laufeia! Suddenly! Elcia looked up and saw Tsami ride in on a saber, yelling
    "Oh, Rainbeard, come save me from this horrible beast before it rips my clothes apart and leaves me naked and stranded out in the open!". Rainbeard flew past everyone towards the yell, with axe in his hand, and then Hits Tsami in the process, leaving her a pink mush on the floor. Rainbeard gasps with a "Mmmrrrrgghhhlll!" With this announcement, Rainbeard began to waltz about the floor. Jalmine suddenly came out of nowhere, producing a brand from her scabbard. She drew it up and tried to power-emote the Rainbeard's death, but sadly all that was specified in the emote was "Jalmine swings.". She joined up with Rainbeard for a romantic dance, when seemingly out of nowhere, came a flying Anano, who was being chased by hundreds of crudely designed evil characters out for a quick evil deed. (As she always is) Anano then exploded in glee upon seeing people to help her out of her predicament when suddenly Zackaria Karate-chopped A flying Cedrics face off. Well, not really - more like hit a pillar with his hand, grunting as he had once more ran out of whiskey and sleeping pills for his nerves.

    Anano was then placed under arrest by the Silver Hand for...
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    Post  Zeeri on Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:13 pm

    ... apparently causing antics among the Church. Lauf entered the dying peoples room, looking for ...
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    Post  Rhadegar on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:08 am

    ...Rainbeard's beard, because Lauf had heard that it was filled with treasures unbound! Still, she was shocked to see only Ronath there, who was...
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    Post  Ronath on Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:25 am

    ...preparing a cunning plan how to trap Rainbeard in a beer mug, so he can skip next training. The strategy involved...
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    Post  Eyreia on Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:19 pm

    Two girls and the beer mug. He stole Lauf and Mary and took them to...
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    Post  Eihrissa on Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:51 pm

    ...the pavilion outside the Cathedral. Weston and the girl were both tied up there and left for the vultures to consume. But then came the saviour, none other than...
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    Post  Rhadegar on Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:52 pm

    ...Rainbeard, who asked: "Do you know where Ronath is now?", and when they answered "No", he said "Darn", and walked away the other direction. In the meantime, Cedric and Zackariah were having a heated discussion regarding...
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    Post  Sindri on Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:06 pm

    ..Miser, who had explicibly come back to life and started stealing the cathedrals sugar as his next evil plan. Soon he did indeed come out of the kitchen, sugar in hand. He ran laughing towards the entrance before he ran into...
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    Post  Cedric on Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:00 pm

    ... Lolatic, who insisted he HAD to go down to the kitchen because he had permission from the KING. Of course, to this Miser could only...
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    Post  Vethen on Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:56 pm

    ... cry, as he then realised it was not sugar he had stolen, but flour. He ran off to...
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    Post  Eyreia on Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:57 pm

    -wards the Cathedral entrance, only to find Lauf and Mary still tied up outside. He ran over to them and decided to...
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    Post  Rhadegar on Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:12 pm

    ...tie them even tighter, because the damn ropes were getting too loose from all the twitching around. At that moment, Rainbeard, who realised he forgot his favorite mug in his chamber came back and after he saw them he...
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    Post  Zackariah on Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:48 pm

    ... sighed unimpressed, mumbling "They are trying to hostage" to himself. He soon retracted the manliest weapon he could think about; a pink boomerang, hoisted out of his...
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    Post  Zeeri on Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:00 pm

    ... rusksack thing. He decided to ...
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    Post  Ronath on Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:35 pm

    ...use a banana split instead, hoping that it is sharper than his bread knife which he nearly broke this morning as he tried to prepare a beer sandwich. Fortunatelly...
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    Post  Sindri on Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:21 am

    ...Miser had already left due to Rainbeard taking too damn long to pick his weapon, leaving the girls in peace until further notice. He went back to the kitchen in his quest for some sugar, only to run into...
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    Post  Rhadegar on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:12 am

    ...Father Cedric himself, who was again trying to nom some soup in quiet peace. Cedric got quite angry by this disturbance and...
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    Post  Fenoris on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:37 pm

    ...commanded Enyon, who was quietly standing around nearby, to toss him out. Fist in face proceeded and the plan got thwarted, but as Enyon was about to toss him down the steps, he realised...
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    Post  Zeeri on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:14 pm

    ... That it was an illusionist! He'd have disguised himself as Miser to ..
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    Post  Rhadegar on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:51 pm

    ...enjoy the warm, nice hands of Enyon on himself. What a sick person! Zackariah proceeded out, making a holy spell to reveal who put an illusion on himself, only to reveal that it was...
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    Post  Vethen on Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:55 pm

    ...none other than the mysterious 'Red'. And then...
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    Post  Fenoris on Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:09 pm

    ...Enyon turned, the illusionist suffering the stabbing from Red, having been clinged to by him. Red hijacked the illusionist and ran, leaving Enyon dumbstruck and confused, saying...
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    Post  Rhadegar on Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:30 pm

    ..."Oh almighty Rainbeard, stronger than all, prettier than Cedric, come and save us!". After hearing that, the brave little dwarf went on and...
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    Post  Ronath on Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:29 pm

    ...somehow managed to trip over his own beard, which might have had something to do with banana split he was holding before and which now mysteriously materialised under his right foot. Naturally it wasn't Rainbeard's fault. Such accident could only be explained by...
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    Post  Vethen on Sat Feb 26, 2011 7:49 pm

    ...the stupidity of a certain individual, who then had to...

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