Un/Fortunately...

This is one I absoloutly love. I'll start us off on the story, BUT the next post has to start with unfortunately. In Un/Fortunately, we take turns saying different parts. But the 3rd post has to be the opposite to the one before it, so on. For example;

''Blablabla (started story)''
''Unfortunately, blablabla.''
So then, because they said unfortunately, you must counter their one with the opposite!
''Fortunately, blablabla.''
''Unfortunately, blablabla.'' So on. It'd be cool if we could keep the story going on for as long as possible! ^_^ I'll start.

One day, in a land faraway, there was a young, local duck sitting quietly ontop of a cold, icy pond.

Unfortunately the duck had swallowed an unfathomable quantity of Nitroglycerine earlier in the day and any sudden movements would cause the duck to leave the world in a ball of flaming cantonese special. So he sat still on the pond, praying that nobody poked him.

Fortunately, the duck was exempt from any such poke... for a time. It was the calm before the storm, for it was not long before a Lauf leaped forth from the frith - the resulting poke culminated in sending the duck far, far away in a ball of fire.

Unfortunately Lauf wasn't harmed, though she had to place a bandage around her finger for show. The duck happened to land on Zeeri's head.

Unfortunately, Zeeri had a large bump on her head from the hit. She cried that Cedric didn't save her and walked off with the duck on her head.

Un is bad!
Fortunately is good.

Unfortunatelly, duck was a champion of pecking. Won 3 years in a row on a Silver Quack Stadium. That supplied Zeeri with few additional bumps.

Fortunately, Zeeri was used to being hit in the face, head, and anywhere else you can, because people just loved hitting her any way they could. So the bumps didn't feel like much of a problem for her.

Fortunately, Falrin Hawkshot got bored of this annoying pecking (as well as this overfocus on duck and Zeeri) and shot the duck in the face, deciding he will dislodge it from Zeeri's head and cook it for later.

P.S. On a serious note, it's meant to be a bit of fun, not a circle of lynch-mobbing. And if it's a story, it's going nowhere. Get on with it.

Unfortunately, this duck was the master of the martial art known as duck-jits-su, and then round-hose kicked Hawkshot.

Fortunately, Hawkshot rolled to the side and totally chopped off the ducks wing!

Story so far.

One day, in a land faraway, there was a young, local duck sitting quietly ontop of a cold, icy pond.

Unfortunately the duck had swallowed an unfathomable quantity of Nitroglycerine earlier in the day and any sudden movements would cause the duck to leave the world in a ball of flaming cantonese special. So he sat still on the pond, praying that nobody poked him.

Fortunately, the duck was exempt from any such poke... for a time. It was the calm before the storm, for it was not long before a Lauf leaped forth from the frith - the resulting poke culminated in sending the duck far, far away in a ball of fire.

Unfortunately Lauf wasn't harmed, though she had to place a bandage around her finger for show. The duck happened to land on Zeeri's head.

Fortunately, Zeeri had but a small bump on her head from the hit. She cried that Cedric didn't save her and walked off with the duck on her head.

Unfortunatelly, duck was a champion of pecking. Won 3 years in a row on a Silver Quack Stadium. That supplied Zeeri with few additional bumps.

Fortunately, Zeeri was used to being hit in the face, head, and anywhere else you can, because people just loved hitting her any way they could. So the bumps didn't feel like much of a problem for her.

Fortunately, Falrin Hawkshot got bored of this annoying pecking (as well as this overfocus on duck and Zeeri) and shot the duck in the face, deciding he will dislodge it from Zeeri's head and cook it for later.

Unfortunately, this duck was the master of the martial art known as duck-jits-su, and then round-hose kicked Hawkshot.

Fortunately, Hawkshot rolled to the side and totally chopped off the ducks wing!


There's some double un/fortunatelys, but atleast we've got it going!

Unfortunately, the duck got very angry and went in RAMPAAAAAGE mode.

Fortunately, the duck's rampage forced the duck to careen straight into the solid stone walls of the Cathedral.

Unfortunately Tiamos was leaning on those walls and got hit in his gut, causing him to be very much annoyed with the duck to the point he began roasting it slowly in a furious blue flame until it spread into the four winds in a mass of ash and dust.

Fortunately, the duck had been a shaman all along with his duck-jits-su, and used reincarnation to be resurrected into the world as a beautiful swan.

Unfortunately, the beautiful swan was a temporary blessing, and the duck-turned-swan soon found himself metamorphed into his more youthful shape - the ugly duckling. Tiamos was disgusted at the sight and darted off.